The Dick-O-Lantern!
The Dick-O-Lantern!
The Dick-O-Lantern!

The Dick-O-Lantern!

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Light it from behind and put it in your window!
Are you tired of privileged pre-teens in half-conceived witch costumes ringing your doorbell and demanding a full-size candy bar? Put this dick in your window, and we guarantee that nobody will come a knocking! Use the Dick-O-Lantern as cheese plate, a wall dickeration or an excuse to dress like a slut without the usual cultural stigma attached. We don’t care. Just don’t, whatever you do, don’t light a candle from the tip!

Each dick will come with the “Happy Halloween” engraved across the shaft.

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